In life one has to face a huge assortment..
Of nauseating fads, and good advice.
There's health, fitness,
diet and deportment.
And other pointless forms of sacrifice.
Conversation? Wit?
I am a doubter.
Manners? Charm?
They're no way to impress.
So forget the inner me,
observe the outer...
I am what I wear,
and how I dress. //